Kyle Cracks Me Up!

I was just in Kyle's room tucking him in and telling him goodnight and this is what he says to me, "Oh, Mommy, you smell so good. I want you to be my air conditioner (meaning freshener)!"

As I was walking out of the room he says, "No! My air freshener can't walk away."

Anyone know a rich Tooth Fairy?

This evening as we were driving home from school Kyle says to me, "Mommy, I can't wait to lose a tooth!" When I asked him why he said, "Because I want the Tooth Fairy to bring me 500 bucks!"

Twilight

Today during Mass the reading had the word twilight in it. Kyle said, "Mommy, did you hear that? He said Twilight!" Oh....atleast I know he was listening.